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Big ebony facial momma Precious – new at Ghetto Gaggers – wants to be a star, of all things. Problem is, the fat bitch has to resort to doing this because she has absolutely no talent.

The guy joining Precious for this memorable occasion, Bootleg, was so embarrased to be seen with her that he wore a fucking clown mask to hide his identity – and this guy rides a moped to work. So much bizarre shit happens in this video that it would take too many words to describe it. Just grab some buddies, watch the thing, and laugh your asses off. This is the stuff that memories are made of.

Just don’t feel too sorry for the poor girl – she knows what she’s doing, and why she’s doing it.

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Princess’ ebony facial debacle at Ghetto Gaggers consists of 418 photos, and over forty minutes of humiliating video. If you have the stomach (and internet connection) for it, you can watch Precious’ video in its full HD 1080p splendour. If that just sounds like a stupid idea, you can choose from one of ten other formats and file sizes; including versions for your portable device. Short “highlight” clips are also available.

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Who the fuck comes up with these names, and could they make them any harder to type? Shit, I swear these illiterate whores just throw darts at a magazine and have their pimps write down the random letters they’ve hit. I’d make a comment about monkeys typing away, but that would just get me in shit.

With the monkeys.

Being a lot smarter than a stupid bitch like Kandee Lixxx – pictured here from her Ghetto Gaggers video shoot – you won’t find any siminians earning a living chowing down on white cock until they choke. Bitch should have stuck to her bananas.

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Although she may be as intellectually advanced as a mop, Kandee is a very attractive woman. Or – as is the case in this video – she’s a very attractive woman for about five minutes, after which she looks like she was dragged feet first through a medical waste disposal facility.

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